March 2012
8 posts
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
February 2012
1 post
December 2011
32 posts
When mom comes home with food →
funniest10k:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Reblog if you don't have girlfriend or boyfriend.
LOL there is over 450,000 single people and i cant get one of them?
That awkward moment when you run over your own...
When you're tying your shoe and your friends left...
laughlikealoononloontablets:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
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i made a new friend on the plane
laughlikealoononloontablets:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
“ALL THAT SCROLLING! GONE!!”
This is a cool blog to follow
hahah my kid's gonna be this smart one day.
laughlikealoononloontablets:
Walk away like a BOSS
